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Ribbons and Lasers

from I Calculate Great by Opposite Day

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    What is Is? (2009)
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lyrics

cleanliness security safety in your face
its the place to be yourself unless yourself is a waste
energizer candlelight. outside air cannot get in here
we’re the dear people who can make your suffering disappear
stick it all with a glue stick stick it with a glue stick it
stick it with a post it. if you’re capable, staple it.
careful with the hammer and nails. If you do it wrong it’s gonna hurt

Make yourself more useful
make less mess and disinfect
detect distress. Protect your dress
help people have the big success
they will say yes when you ask them if they like you

you want to be liked. you want to belong
you ought to be nice. You can’t go wrong
write this down, write this down

don’t bite their elbows
relax by the windows
eat the food they give to you
practice your murder on ribbons and lasers

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from I Calculate Great, released September 28, 2017
Written by Greg Yancey, Pat Kennedy and Sam Arnold

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